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Morbid Delivery Room Request

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Berry Mkockiner
5 years ago ·
  • Doctor: Hands husband his baby.

    Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.

    Husband: Then give me the one she made.

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    Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the doctor tells this dude his wife didn't survive childbirth, right? Instead of, ya know, grieving like a normal person, this dummy asks for the baby 'she made.' Get it? Because women make babies. Sheesh, some people need a GPS to find their own behind.

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