Easiest Line in Hospital

This is a dark joke that plays on the idea of a flatline on a heart monitor, suggesting the speaker's life is about to end. The punchline implies their heartbeat is so weak that it's practically a straight line on an EKG machine. It's a morbid and self-deprecating take on their own state.

• Heartbeat
• Line
• Depression
• Doctor
• Death
• Hospital

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• What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital? The life support cord.
• There is a thin line between death and life! You won't live to see it..... The Cardiogram will!!
• I got kicked out of a hospital once. I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.