Grave Jokes

Anonymous
in Depression

Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me

Anonymous
in Puns

Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.

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Anonymous

I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days

darkjokelord669

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?

dev

Doctor: I've got good news and bad news Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: I've got u flowers Patient: Awww, What's the bad news? Doctor: *They're for your grave*

System

So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave โ€˜poor kidโ€™

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Anonymous

So a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."

Anonymous
in Religion

Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards? Yeah, they're pretty holey.

Addison Banks age (8). "Gina Claw Scare"
in Funny

Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? "No, there are no gost or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site.

Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER

Dummy

Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there

Anonymous

What was on Stephen Hawkings grave stone. Intel inside

Anonymous

It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death

David
in Depression

What's the difference between me and a depressed kid at least I'm out of the grave.

Der Derp

A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.

He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened

Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"

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fnafxxgirlygirlunicornplayzzzz

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Anonymous

Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?

Anonymous

why are grave yards so popular? because people are always dying to get into them

Anonymous

One day i was passing a blind man and i gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer next day i went for another walk and saw his grave

Anonymous

mom died so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site

Anonymous

Put a flower on there grave stone

Worst joke generator

A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month" , "month" got killed by a gay guy and after that "nun" got homophobic.

While "nun" 's sitting next to "month" 's grave he heard a guy asks his friend : ใ€ŠDo You Wanna Play A Game On ? ใ€‹ , "Nun" get angry and he asks that guy : ใ€Š What did you just said to your friend ? ใ€‹ , the guy answers : ใ€Š A game on , why ? ใ€‹

"Nun" kills the two guys .

๐Ÿค”

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NOONECARESWHATMYNAMEIS
in Adoption

Dad: your`e adopted Son: where are my real parents? Dad: >:D they are ded now come to the`re grave and sleep there

Squid

What dose it say on Stephen Hawkins grave rust in peace

in Final

20 years later Jhonny: Hey dad Dad:yea? Jhonny: Fuck you I ain't comin back to your grave in 16 years then ima come back BITCH Dad: doing the same thing i did to you and your mother ay i deserve it :( ;O not reall...NOT A FUCKING ALL. Jhonny: Yea you kinda fucking do. Dad:...