Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: I've got u flowers Patient: Awww, What's the bad news? Doctor: *They're for your grave*
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there
Other girls be like "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under šš
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave āpoor kidā
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
Digging stuff up is too hard
Guess Necrophilia isnāt for everybody
So a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards? Yeah, they're pretty holey.
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... i forgot i was in the cemetery
Most people call it grave robbing... I prefer to call it crypto-currency
What was on Stephen Hawkings grave stone. Intel inside
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death
People shoulde build orphanages next to grave yards so at leats orphans can see their parents
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
When I die, Iāll die in a trash can
