Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me
Other girls be like "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under 😃👍
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: I've got u flowers Patient: Awww, What's the bad news? Doctor: *They're for your grave*
[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
Digging stuff up is too hard
Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft but does me being 6ft under count?
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? "No, there are no gost or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... i forgot i was in the cemetery
Most people call it grave robbing... I prefer to call it crypto-currency
So a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."
What was on Stephen Hawkings grave stone. Intel inside
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards? Yeah, they're pretty holey.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death