Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
Other girls be like "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under šš
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: I've got u flowers Patient: Awww, What's the bad news? Doctor: *They're for your grave*
[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave āpoor kidā
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
Digging stuff up is too hard
Guess Necrophilia isnāt for everybody
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... i forgot i was in the cemetery
Most people call it grave robbing... I prefer to call it crypto-currency
What was on Stephen Hawkings grave stone. Intel inside
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
When I die, Iāll die in a trash can
Why did the orphan dig six feet under To find his parents
Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?
One day i was passing a blind man and i gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer next day i went for another walk and saw his grave
