If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? – It was a grave mistake.
So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’
I don’t understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
So a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: “I’m sorry, you only have ten left.” The other man smiles nervously and asks, “T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him. “Nine.”
What was on Stephen Hawkings grave stone. Intel inside
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards? Yeah, they’re pretty holey.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed “I want to see your face again mommy…”. A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said “I want to see you too dad”. He looked at his father’s grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked “were you looking for me?”
why are grave yards so popular? because people are always dying to get into them
A sad guy called “nun” is crying next to the grave of his best friend called “month” , “month” got killed by a gay guy and after that “nun” got homophobic.
While “nun” 's sitting next to “month” 's grave he heard a guy asks his friend : 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On ? 》 , “Nun” get angry and he asks that guy : 《 What did you just said to your friend ? 》 , the guy answers : 《 A game on , why ? 》
“Nun” kills the two guys .
What dose it say on Stephen Hawkins grave rust in peace