Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. The joke is about the 9/11 victims "reading" 95 stories (floors) in 10 seconds. It's funny because they fell from the building and the author is going to hell. I know you might think this is funny because you also can't read good.
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