I canβt wait for collage....
5 min later, ight Iβm gonna go kill myself.
Death Jokes
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
