Harambe jokes

How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.

RIP Harambe.

What's big, black, and touches children?

Harambe.

Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:

*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...

“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.