Harambe jokes

RIP Harambe.

How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.

What's big, black, and touches children?

Harambe.

Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:

*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*

Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?

In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.