Future Aspirations

  • Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?

    Me: Oh, I wan-

    Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.

    Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.

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  • The joke plays on the contrast between the therapist's serious assumption about the patient's self-harm tendencies, and the patient's unexpected response, which is both naive and darkly humorous.

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