Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.
The joke plays on the contrast between the therapist's serious assumption about the patient's self-harm tendencies, and the patient's unexpected response, which is both naive and darkly humorous.
Anonymous
That's very creative lol
Lostin Flowers
I only just got that 🤣
Anonymous
Love it
a person who gets called emo
i love it