20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Johnny's being a little shit to his dead dad, right? Like, he's gonna wait 16 years to NOT visit his grave, then come back just to call him a bitch. Classic Oedipus complex, if you ask me. And the dad's all, "Yeah, I guess I had it coming." It's funny because family drama never dies, even when someone's pushing up daisies. You with me, or do I need to draw you a picture?
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