Tesco Bag Suffocation

  • Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."

    Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, basically, this dude is making a joke about his wife DYING. Yeah, dark stuff. Tesco is like a store, and their bags, well, they weren't just carrying groceries, were they? I know you aren't too bright, but c'mon, keep up!

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