Death jokes
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
My dad killed Hitler.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"