The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Emo Kid Matrix
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Alright listen up, buttercup. So, like, there's this school shooter, right? And he's trying to off an emo kid, but the emo kid is all like Neo from The Matrix, dodging bullets left and right. Then, get this, the emo kid grabs the gun and shoots himself instead. It's funny because emos are sad and kill themselves. If you don't think that's funny, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but you aren't one.