Death jokes
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and Hell must be crowded?