Death jokes
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and Hell must be crowded?
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.