Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday? Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day. Teacher: Why is that your least favorite? Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive. Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anonymous joker
What is wrong with orphans phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.