Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
Listen up, chucklehead! This joke is funny because you think the mom is taking the kid somewhere fun like a playground, but BAM! She's taking him to see DEAD PEOPLE. It's funny because it's unexpected and dark. You probably think the dark is where the sun don't shine, huh?