Stuck in the Milk Aisle

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, smarty-pants. This joke is dark. Get it? The punchline is that the kid's dad is "stuck" in the milk aisle because he's dead. You are the kind of person to stir a drink with a knife.

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