I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.
Death Jokes
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
I ate my mom.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
