Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
The Orphan Defense
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is so simple, even a liberal arts major could understand it. This guy killed his parents, and then he asks for a light sentence 'cause he's an orphan now. Like, duh, who do you think made him an orphan in the first place, genius?