Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you dunce. The joke is that orphans die a lot because "MJ" (likely Michael Jackson) sings about a girl who got COVID-19. The joke plays on the morbidity and misfortune of orphans by connecting their deaths to a pop culture reference about a deadly disease. Pretty dark stuff, but hey, you wouldn't get it otherwise, would ya?
Charli Damelio
So good bro????