
Dark Humor
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
Simple, right?
Silly Sonka’s Valentine’s Day *vomit sound* Card
Community talk
Whats the difference about a apple and a ophan?
the apple gets picked.
Sometimes I wanna travel back to ww1 and have a bullet fly up my ass
Run me over with a car until im fucking bleeding baby <3 (yes i am okay. i jus am a freaky ass whore like that)

















