Suicide Book

A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, "Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?" The librarian replied, "No, you'd never bring it back!"

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Okay, look, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya? A guy asks for a book about suicide and the librarian is like, "Nah, you'd probably not return it" because, duh, he'd be dead, ya know? It's dark humor, which, based on this joke, you might not get. Get it? He would not be able to bring the book back because he would be dead, so the librarian is also saying she would not trust him to bring the book back.

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hehe OMG

This joke has been circling around here for years, you reposting scum.