9/11 jumper jokes
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.