A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
Suicidal Tendencies and Payment
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you silly goose. You, the author of this 'joke,' probably think you're some kinda comedy genius, but let me break it down for ya. It's about a guy who's all dramatic, saying he wants to off himself. And then the shrink, instead of being all serious, is just like, "Pay up first, pal." See? It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda dark. Get it? I bet you don't.