Dark Humor
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me while he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀