I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, you goof. This dude finds gold in his backyard, right? But then it hits him – he's digging there 'cause he buried his mom there! Haha! You're so dumb, you probably think gold grows on trees. Fact: Bears are way smarter than you because we don't bury our mothers in the backyard. We eat them!
Depressionisasimp
Huh?
Depressionisasimp
Ohh
Anonymous
re-used bud
PutItInMyButt21
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