Dark Humor
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.