Dark Humor
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀