"Hey kid why are you so fat" "Why did you insult him thats not nice" "It wont matter hes def"
you so ugly that if you looked in the mirror you would walk into the light
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Dark..Humor :)
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Joe Mama!
what do you call a black guy on a moon?
YOU RACISTS An astronaut !
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
whats george floyds newest song i cant breath
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
me: ok so let's get this straight.... cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car me: but I didn't do anything? cop: no me: so why are you arresting me then? cop: imma tell you a story me: oh no....... cop: I know, now come on. me: ok where? cop: my room. me: which room? cop: my bedroom me:😱im a girl cop:so am I, now get in me: but I'm 9 cop: I'm 59
whats the difference between dark humor and normal humor normal humor is ten babies and one trash can dark humor is one baby and ten trash can scroll down for explanation
ten babies in one trash can one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up
me : hey you want to hear a dark joke brother: sure me : turn off light
Speed.
Whats an asthma patient’s least favourite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”
Ya dads a cunt
Dark humor
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
