Dark Humor

Dark Humor

Dodo

Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan with parents?

Idk, I never met one before.

Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

An orphan.

Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

Because they can’t find one.

lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

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  • Couch

    I want a bigger couch.

    Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.

    Baby

    How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.

    Orphan

    My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!

    Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."

    What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!

    Orphan

    What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?

    Egyptians have mummies.

    Little Timmy

    A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”

    The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”

    Kid

    Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!

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  • Birthday

    What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

    I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.

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  • Wife

    Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.

    Matter

    Most controversial types of matter:

    1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.

    Surprise

    How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.

    He said, "Best surprise ever!"

    Inmate

    Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?

    The white guy did it!

    Kid

    Kid: "What's dark humor?"

    Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."

    Kid: "I am blind, Mom."

    Mom: "Exactly."

    Teacher

    So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.

    A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀