Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. This joke is about a blind and deaf dude named Daniel who works at a morgue. Because he can't see or hear, he gets confused and starts bangin' a dead body. Then, he goes home and, thinking he's still at work, tries to "disintegrate" his wife. Get it? He's so dumb and out of touch with reality that he confuses his wife for a corpse. You're probably not as dumb as Daniel (I hope), but you're definitely on the spectrum.
Karsten Holmes
*dissecting
Anonymous
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