Dark Humor

Dark Humor

Kid

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

Sister

My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

Porsche

What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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  • Death Penalty

    Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor

    Funeral

    My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”

    They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

    Kid

    What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

    Special forces.

    Gender

    Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

    Difference

    What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?

    Dark humor never dies!

    Emo

    Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?

    Because they're always cutting.

    Tower

    Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?

    Because they already lost two towers.

    Ocean

    Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

    Because the Africans couldn't swim.

    Visitor

    I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

    So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

    Friend

    Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

    Too bad only one was standing. :)

    Dentist

    Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”

    Patient: “OK.”

    Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”