What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Dark Humor
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.