Dark Humor
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
How do trannies pass successfully? By passing away.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Dark humor.
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.