Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
