Emo Kid's Shopping Trip

The joke plays on the stereotype of emo kids who often have a reputation for self-harm. Instead of a barcode, the emo kid offers their wrists to be scanned, suggesting that they want to be 'scanned' due to their self-inflicted cuts.

• Emo kid
• Cashier
• Dark Humor
• Emo
• Self Harm
• Kid

• Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
• So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
• What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store? Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
• Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout? Because every time they scan, it scans twice.