Dark Humor
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? A. Depends how thin you slice them.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.