The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk but only one person knows about it.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target? The drone guy didn't know either.
When I hired a asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong- I see he so I climb up tree, he knock on door and she let in he, she talks to he, he talks to she, he undress she, she undress he, she play with he, he play with she, I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see..... No fee.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage
I was studying in Turin and my professor told me I had to use PENS only. I looked in my bag for pens and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you Penaldo!
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
A husband came back from business trip and found out that she was pregnant at first he got a bit suspicious but then he just ignore And hugs his wife with happiness the second when he meet his friend and tell him the news the friend just said " wait what I thought she was on pill"
what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy
Whats the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a kgb badge and says “you two are coming with me for treason.” One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says “Not me.” The third man pulls out a badge and says “Wow? There’s a lot of agents here.”
What similarities do peeping toms and spies share? they both see things they shouldn't.
