Dark Humor
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
How do trannies pass successfully? By passing away.
Wanna hear a joke?
Rape.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.