Dark Humor
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.