I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
Dark Humor
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed."
I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there, son."
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
