Dark Humor

Dark Humor

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

I want a bigger couch.

Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."