Mosquito Net jokes

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

What do you call a mosquito in your language?

We don't call them, they just come and bite.