Mosquito Net jokes

We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.