Dark Humor

Dark Humor

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?

A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.

Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?

Person: Big black what?

Riddler: ...

Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.

Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.

I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.

My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"

Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.

If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.

Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.

Her: I am scared!

Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?

I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.

Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?

Mum: See the four birds over there?

Kid: Huh, wait a minute.

Mum: A drunk person would see eight.

Kid: Mum, but there is only two.