Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam.
Doctor: Yup.
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor.
Dark Humor
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
