Why's being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work
You dad has a huge PP.
why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧
i don't joke about 9/11 because i lost my dad he was the best pilot i ever knew
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked where’s your parents she said gone my dad when to go get the milk and never came back and I said oof
My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks
An orphan saw A tornado and he thought he saw his mom but then he realized it was a corpse and said hi Dad
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
Friend: my mum took my phone from me and i really want it back me: yeh, well Hades took my parents from me and the funny thing is, i don't want them back
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John & Jane Doe
U better get used to having dry ceral cuz ur dad aint never bringing the milk back.
I love ❤️ dogs
I told my dad is was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Where can you find the most dads. Milk island.
Your dads spider man because he’s far from home
Rapunzels hair is longer then your dads existence
what do you get when you cross a pig with cactus? a porkupine
Pov your dad is gone knock knock whos there not your dad LMAO
Dad:where is my son Son:come join me me with musical chairs except we stand on them Dad:ok so do we put this round our neck Son:YES MUM:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
