Dad jokes
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
Memes
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish.”
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.