Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Absent Dad
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Explain Bear
Listen here, bucko. The joke is that the person thought their dad was coming back, but the mom said that he wasn't and that he never loved or wanted them. Which is sad because the person has no dad. I'm so glad that I have a dad; you must be so jealous that I'm better than you.
human
omg no way an orphan joke!!!