Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. you don't. You have a father figure
Kid: What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher: What? Kid: Fruity pebble with water Teacher: Why water? Kid: Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
Knock knock, Whos there? Dad You came back?
I can't have my Oreos 😠Why?
My dad stall hasn't came back with that God damn milk
My dad died in 9/11 ,he was the best pilot I have ever seen though.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me she said she had a boyfriend but I told her I had a dad.
Dad:Hey, uh... Your adopted Dog: *frown*
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad 😎😎
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
Magician..." I am the greatest magician in the whole world... look now you see the rabbit in the hat and now it is gone!...Redneck girl..."That`s nothing my dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple hours!"...
Your hairline so far back my dad eve took 48 hours to reach it
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Dad: I heard and actor killed them selves with a knife, it was Reese something. Mom: Witherspoon. Dad: no with a knife you dummy.
your dads hair line was so long that he died
why do orphans have no sense of humor..... i guess they've never heard a Dad Joke
My dad in 911 he was the best pilot
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk
What is a kids favorite thing to do with their dad? Play pretend dog in the bed.
