Dad jokes

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.

Dog: *frown*

Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."

*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"

Me: *watching TV*

Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!

Me: Really?

Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.

How did my dad know I was gay?

He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.

The only joke my dad ever made was me.

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

Dad?

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.

What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?

"Cya suckers!🍭"

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because his mom and dad are in every episode!

What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?

They are both off the map.

"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

Me and my friend roasting each other.

Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.

Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.