I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
Dad Jokes
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Dad?
When your dad asks what you want for dinner in a group chat…..
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
