Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this magician dude thinks he's hot stuff 'cause he can make a bunny disappear. But then this redneck girl is like, "Hold my beer." Her dad's the REAL magician because he vanishes for a whole year and only shows up for a couple of hours at Christmas. It's funny because it plays on the stereotype of dads who ditch their families but make a token appearance during the holidays. You know, like your dad, LOL.
Anonymous
Blackneck dad: We all do that!