My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
I Have a Dad
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. The dude's ex-girlfriend is telling him she has a new boyfriend and he responds by saying that he has a dad, as in his ex's dad just died so he now "has" a dad, too. That means the dude is cold as ice, you probably order your steaks well-done. Sad.
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