Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Unloved Son
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the dad doesn't just say he wouldn't care if his son was gay; he drops a truth bomb that he never loved the kid anyway because he was an accident! It's unexpected and dark, like finding out your participation trophy is made of lead.