My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch
I just cut every one
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, That some dick cut her off.
I noticed my friends hairline yesterday I could tell it was a super cuts hair Solon hair cut so how I could tell was cuz it was super alright, super lame
I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting
joe mama so weird she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly hair cut
Why emo grass is better then normal grass? Emo grass gonna cut themself
Why does Newton don't cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he want Minecraft to be REALISTIC
your hairline is so mesed up i thot a 2 year old cut you up
being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. they get to play Cut the rope on the job all the time!
what do u call a emo with knife cuts on their wrist a barcode
How do you make a emo mad at you. Cut the rope
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will do it itself
How did the EMO kid complement the other EMO kid, he said I like your cuts G
why dont you take emo skydiving they cut the rope
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why do emos cut their arms because they can't cut the rope
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts g"
someone cutting the cheese then farted. someone sees the cheese and it smelled like crap(literally) he said, "who cut the cheese?
