What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
I want to be like pizza so i can get cut into 8 pieces
I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was a good dog.
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
what did the hair dresser say to the power line want a power cut
someone: stop making jokes about sh!
me; OH sorry man, ill cut it out, ill cut it out deep
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
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a guy cut me in the lunch line, after that a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team? He kept getting nailed to the boards
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Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut em'
When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.
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Two men were were on a hike through a forest when on of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake the other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened the doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, ''have u got the cure'' hiker number two just said nah mate your dead
Why can’t sally get a hair cut? She has cancer
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Cats are like onions, when I cut them I crie.
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