Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Emo's Cooking Problem
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. You see, emos are known for being sad all the time and cutting themselves, so the joke is that the parents don't want them to cook because they are afraid they will cut themselves. I can tell you needed that explained. You probably think mayonnaise is spicy.