If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it it will cut itself.
Zaiah Sugar
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
So I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
I'm not racist but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up.