Why emo grass is better then normal grass? Emo grass gonna cut themself
*2 friends fighting* Friend 3: cut it out you two!! Friend 4: it wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried...
being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. they get to play Cut the rope on the job all the time!
Why was the emo jealous of the orange
It came precut
what do u call a emo with knife cuts on their wrist a barcode
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joe mama so weird she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly hair cut
what is an emos favrut game to delete cut the rope
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
How did the EMO kid complement the other EMO kid, he said I like your cuts G
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will do it itself
How do you make a emo mad at you. Cut the rope
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, That some dick cut her off.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
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who did a barber win a race . he knew a short cut.
How do you make the grass cut itself? Make it depressed.
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