I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
what do u call a emo with knife cuts on their wrist a barcode
what is an emos favrut game to delete cut the rope
How did the EMO kid complement the other EMO kid, he said I like your cuts G
How do you make a emo mad at you. Cut the rope
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
