What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
Cut Jokes
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailβit'll be delighted!
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
