How do two emo kids greet each other,
I like ya cuts g
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak
3 blonde girls are on an isalnd and they are much to far away from land to swim, they find a genie on the island who offers them each 1 wish the first girl says "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island" so the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island. The next girl says "I wish I was even smarter then her so I don't have to do so much manual labor" so she turns into a brunet and makes a sail boat and lets the wind take her off the island. The finale girl says "I wish I was smarter then both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
i hate people that hate life me at the same time: is cutting self at night
hides scars* acts like im fine* hehe
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them.
It took my sole
How do you keep a mute women you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
i have a vest. if i cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival, Because he was cutting in line.
why did Stephen hawking die? Because there was a power cut
so this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!
How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
I wish my grass was edgy... then it would cut itself...
What to do you do after you rape a deaf girl? Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
How do you make the grass cut itself? Make it depressed.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says cut
My biology teacher told us “get out nice and sharp colored pencils”. Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
