Cut jokes
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
Memes
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"