Cut jokes

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?

They're always cutting.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!

Why is emo grass better than normal grass?

Emo grass is gonna cut themself.

Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"

Why was the emo jealous of the orange?

It came precut.

Two friends fighting.

Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"

Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."

Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!

How do you make an emo mad at you?

Cut the rope.

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

Why don't you take emo skydiving?

They cut the rope.

What is an emo's favorite game?

To delete Cut the Rope.