Cut jokes

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.

Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

I just cut everyone.

Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.

My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.

I like your cut, G.

*Slaps really hard*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?

What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."

How do you make the grass cut itself?

Make it depressed.

What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?

They're always cutting.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

Why is emo grass better than normal grass?

Emo grass is gonna cut themself.

Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!