Cap jokes
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
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Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
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Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdf
Dear Grad Parents, Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear. There will be more information to follow in the coming days. Thank you.
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If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!