Drug Dealer Jokes

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

What do gay men and drug dealers have in common? They both get a lot of crack

what did the duck say to the drug dealer?

GIMME SOME OF THAT QUACK!

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.

so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don't know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.

Mommy mommy! Are we Drug dealers? Shut up and cut the coke.

whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it

What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

I bought these trainers from a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced it with but i have been trippin' all day.

Addicted what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore? Damn whore your not that addicted when u spread your legs open for any man no wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass. Lol

RAPE IS NO LAUGHING MATTER THE REASON WHY WOMEN ARE NOT BELIEVED IN RAPE IS BECAUSE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKING SHITBIRDS WITH NO FUTURE WHO WILL BECOME DRUNKARDS AND DRUG DEALERS WHO GO BROKE AND LIVE ON THE STREET GETTING HIT BY A FUCKING CARE FUCK ALL OF YOU SADITS WHO THINK THIS KIND OF SHIT IS FUNNY WELL SHUT THE FUCK UP GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE OR GET HIT BY CAR AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING SICKOS DIE a STOP RAPE STOP RAPPE STOP RAPIBG INNOCENT CHILDREN AND WOMEN AND MEN I AM DONE WITH RAPE I AM DONE WITH IT!