Drug Dealer

Drug Dealer Jokes

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

0

so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don't know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!