Bob the Builder jokes

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

Bob the builder.

Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.

One day, little Billy came in, pulling up his pants. The teacher asks, "Where have you been, Billy?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, little Willy came in. The teacher asked, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." Ten minutes later, little Johnny came in. The teacher says again, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, a girl came in. The teacher says, "Who are you?" She says, "I'm Beverly Hill."

I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly, the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.

The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday. You know, Dad has a big belly, and that's why Mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." The little boy says, "But Mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and she blows his belly up again!"

Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

A. Depends how thin you slice them.