Bob the Builder jokes

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

Bob the builder.

Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.

One day, little Billy came in, pulling up his pants. The teacher asks, "Where have you been, Billy?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, little Willy came in. The teacher asked, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." Ten minutes later, little Johnny came in. The teacher says again, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, a girl came in. The teacher says, "Who are you?" She says, "I'm Beverly Hill."

I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"