Bob the Builder jokes

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

Bob the builder.

Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.

Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”

Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”

Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.